Cold as Hell
No The world is now quite different
It ‘s getting sangen hot
But that don’ t me that there can ‘t be
a satunnainen lämpötilan lasku
This time for us is sited to
semmoinen juhlava elämäntapa
When we are all fat fatties
And not a single fuck is given
a 1, A 2, A 1 2, 3
Oh you know that Christmas Is Comin around
when it’ s cold as hell
and you know that Santa ‘s comin to to town
when it begins to get cold as hell
we’ re freezin our asses off around the nation
At least there ‘s one big lohtu
we’ re about to smother eachother with gifts
But that don ‘t change that it’ s cold as shit
you know you ’bout to see friends and family
When it’ s cold as hell
And you ‘ll gain ten pounds on pie and candy
When it starts to get cold as hell
We’ re freezin our asses off around the world
kaikki Kylmäpäiset pojat ja hypotermiset tytöt
get ready for a hundred renditions of Jingle Bells
When It ‘ s cold as hell
oh so long ago when I was an pikkuinen pikkuinen baby
the smallest Hitch of chill
pisti minut vaikeroimaan and groan so awful crazy (sorry mother)
but now as I raataa away
on a frigid day scraping the car off
Hey, it ain’t so bad
No I don’ t mind a bit, won ‘t quit
‘ Cause There ‘s a light at the end of the tunnel
As I’ m freezin my balls off
As I ‘m freezin my balls off
As I’ m freezin my balls off
you know they ‘re selling out of things you don’ t need
When it ‘s cold as hell
And there’ s a genocide kaikista männyistä
kun alkaa tulla helvetin kylmä
me palellaan perseet pois ympäri kansakuntaa
ainakin on yksi iso lohdutus
me kohta tukehdutamme toisemme lahjoilla
, mutta se ei muuta sitä, että on paskan kylmä
tiedät, että pakkanen herää eloon
kun on helvetin kylmä
ja joku kuolee Bestbuyn ulkopuolella
kun alkaa tulla helvetin kylmä
me palellumme ympäri maailmaa
kaikki kylmäperseiset pojat ja hypotermiset tytöt
get ready for a hundred renitions of Jingle Bells
when it ‘s cold as hell
put your gloves
put your Hatch
go get your coat
snatch it off the coatrack
if you forget
you’ ll be in deep shit
Cause it ‘ s cold as hell
